It takes years of practice to be a true Internet ninja. I started way back in about 95 irritating classmates on AIM, and then worked my way up to pwning n00bz on MSN Gaming Zone, headshotting tangos with single shot Uzis on hollow points, then shit-talking them between rounds. And then I found car forums, where I refined it to an artform, balancing lulz, lolcats, and epic threads.
It took a lot of dedication, and a lot of Mountain Dew-fueled 3am clan matches to get to where I am today. I am a member of the shit-talking elite.
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The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
mountain dew or captain morgan?
Honor. Courage. Commitment. Etcetera.
MSN gaming zone..now theres a blast from the past. so you were one of those assholes!! who always got the top room in the midtown madness 2 zone. bastard.
Nope. I played Tom Clancy's Rogue Spear and all the expansion packs. I was a specialist in 3rd person camping corners, and strafing hallways with full auto fire. I also spent a lot of time running around CQB maps with a WA2000 on .308 Winchester and .50cal Desert Eagle on JHP. Thirteen shots till dry. And I usually won. I was such a prick about it, too.
And Pokey, I was too young for Morgan back in those days!
[O o)O=\x/=O(o O]
The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
I made the polls public out of habit. I realize now it was probably a silly thing to do.
Rockefella says:
pat's sister is hawt
David Fiset says:
so is mine
David Fiset says:
do want
we do however get to see who has the balls to vote for wouter.
So far it's just the one complaining first and loudest about the voting not being private.
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams
Just to make things clear, my earlier post was a joke, not really serious. Rereading that I hope I didn't offend anyone.
Big cities suck
"Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend." -Napolis
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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