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    Poem for Ricers MUHAHAHAHA

    I love my Honda like I love my ganja</b>
    I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
    Back up boy and show some respect
    My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
    When I go out people wanna see my ride
    They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
    I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
    My windshield wiper lights that off tha ****in hook
    I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
    When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
    My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
    I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
    I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
    It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
    APC decals and two racing stripes
    4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
    When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
    And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
    Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
    Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
    Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
    Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
    When ya see my comin get outta my way
    I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
    I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
    Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
    If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
    I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
    I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
    My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
    Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
    And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
    got another victory in the "domestic basher"
    I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
    When ya lost you called me a cheater
    Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
    Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
    You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”<p>
    (Fast & Furious interlude)<p>

    Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class
    I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
    Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
    Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
    I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
    You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
    Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS
    You should know by now your life is a loss
    It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
    Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
    Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
    And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    And here is help for any wannabe ricers


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    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    oh man, I love your poem, mustang I will give you a rep when the spread more rep thing will go away.
    Last edited by Karrmann; 08-10-2004 at 06:11 PM.

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    did you right this yourself mustang? thats very funny and it actually ryhmes
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    sooo, is it still considered that someone is a ricer, if...they add an aftermarket bodykit ect.ect. yet their car is still DAMN fast? coz if they are then i think its stupid...

    p.s, good poem anyways...
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    Rice is if you add a HUUUUUUGE BODYKIT, big ugly stickers and vinyl, huge unnesscerary spoilers, 1000000000000000 inch chromies on a Civic and not do the engine up significantly.

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    I love your poem
    thanks

    did you right this yourself mustang?
    No i didnt, found it on another forum
    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    what can we class this as ?

    HAHAHA Ghetto fool
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    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    Yes, Honda power!

    Honda VTEC vs Saleen
    Winner: Honda!

    Honda VTEC vs Z06
    Winner: Honda!

    Oh my god, VTEC rocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha_killa69
    Yes, Honda power!

    Honda VTEC vs Saleen
    Winner: Honda!

    Honda VTEC vs Z06
    Winner: Honda!

    Oh my god, VTEC rocks!
    yes and you should add a "SARCASTIC" thing at the end before people actually think it is real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinky_boi
    Originally Posted by Tha_killa69
    Yes, Honda power!

    Honda VTEC vs Saleen
    Winner: Honda!

    Honda VTEC vs Z06
    Winner: Honda!

    Oh my god, VTEC rocks!

    yes and you should add a "SARCASTIC" thing at the end before people actually think it is real.
    lol!
    wat the hell do i put as a siggy?!?!?!

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    rofl
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    Horsepower(HP): 555 @ 5900 RPM
    Torque(FT-LBs.): 533 @ 4050 RPM
    0-60: 3.6 sec
    Top Speed: 220 mph

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    Check out this site, it's not only a poem but a rap song.

    http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx
    Check out this site, it's not only a poem but a rap song.

    http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty
    friggin exellent!

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