2 guys are in a bar and they see 3 hot chicks acrosse the room.
one guy says bartender buy those 3 girls a round of drinks.
the bartender replies "dont bother there dikes"
and the guy says do it anyway so he does.
about 10 munites later he asks the bartender to buy them another round
and the bartender says ok if you say so.
5 munites later one of the girls comes over to him
she says " thanks for the drinks do you want to grab my ass"
he says yes and does
the next girl to leave comes up to the guy and says "thanks for the drinks do you want to feel my breasts"
he says yes and feels them
finally the last girl comes up and says " thanks for the drinks would you like to smell some pussy"
the guy says yes
and the final girls takes a deep deep breath and exhales in his face.
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands