"Michael: How come after 7 world championships I'm still the drinks boy?"
"Michael: How come after 7 world championships I'm still the drinks boy?"
Chief of Secret Police and CFO - Brotherhood of Jelly
No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch
"Jean: Listen carefully Michael, they're only going to explain this once.
Engineer: When you want to pass Alonso, just put the straw into the secret fuel-line induction valve.....and say 'bye bye, Alonsooooooooo!!!
Engineer 2: *evil laugh* Hehehehe!"
"Racing improves the breed" ~Sochiro Honda
"Is that motor oil in your bottle?"
"It boosts my concentration when i'm racing"
"Uhmm..."
"red guy: I don't understand how this could have happened, we've never lost before!"
"Schumi: You guys *hangs head* it was my fault, I thought it would be funny if I switched our engines with Vtechs, I honestly didn't think they would suck that bad though."
"Asian on right: You're dead to me"
"guyfarright: *thinking to himself* this is going to get me the publicity I've been longing for all my life."
MT-"Semen in a can is not my idea of a farewell gift guys"'
J-"If you can think of a better one Michael i'd like to hear it"
"The can says it gives you wings!! Where the hell are my wings? Those liars! This is Red Bullshit."
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'The ferrari team remain baffled as to how to extract the wings from the Red Bull team's secret juice they stole from the paddock'
win in China and instead of a trophy I get a TAIWANESE branded Red Bull bottle!
Four (4) years. "Pic and its Story" week appears to have gone well past it's due date.
Never own more cars than you can keep charged batteries in...
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