UCP Awards 2009: Car of the Decade [Preliminary Voting 1]

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Gold Diggers. Like hookers, but Smarter.

My grandpa always said "There's two kinds of women. The kind you pay for and the kind you don't. The kind you pay for is cheaper."

Isn't there some lovely story about how NASA spent millions of dollars inventing a pen that doesn't leak in space, and the Russians used a Pencil instead?

Well, yes. That would be another of the examples that our professors use. However, as one kid pointed out the russians aren't selling ridiculously expensive "Space pencils" and a lot of companies here are making money off of "Space pens." So I suppose that one did even out somewhat.

Facts are boring. Feelings are interesting.

At least that what girls keep telling me.

This is why engineers need charts to understand women.